How i met Ruhi..1

I think that i was made for weird things to happen to me..

And if not then why do they happen to me..

Ever imagine talking to a girl all night and not even be able to convince her to add you on her friends list.. Hmmm.. It's weird..

But the same thing happened to me.. Today it just may be too early to write about it..

But then u don't have such crazy things happening to you, that to in a weird way..

Hmmm.. So i was already having a difficult day, wandering around the college, collecting documents to get attested, submitting a form to a hospital far away, dealing with all the traffic and getting bugged.

That's a pain in Bangalore.

Never mind, i finally was able to do everything but then something happened and my dean was not in college and i didn't know what to do as this was Friday, and i didn't know that i am not supposed to go to college on Saturday..

But that's a different story.

So i was tired frustrated and feeling hot, so hot as in i had a fever..

So i was back at my place and it was early, i was hungry and food was not ready..

Out of luck, I may have been but as always i had dinner, did some passive smoking and was back to my room with my sore legs..

This night was not exactly like i wanted it to be.

I opened the door and i found my bro already fast asleep, so my mind began wondering if the girl i have been appreciating so much would be online or not...

Lately i had been thinking about her, and i think i do love her (love in the real sense) but i wasn't sure.. Cause love is just one odd thing for me.

So i eventually did go online and spoke to her, and i still felt uneasy.. It happens sometimes to me when i feel something is wrong with me and i am not able to figure out what exactly it is..

I wished her goodnight and went to bed.

I was battling with my pillow so that i could get some sleep, its one thing i love most, u can squeeze it as much as u want, and it will still stay with u all puffed up..

Thanks Purvi for letting me keep that pillow..

I didn't realise how late it was when i finally got some sleep but it was past 2 am..

5 am came and my bro who had joined some spiritual or Ayurveda treatment course at a hospital, had to leave for the ashram..

And some way or the other i woke up, i tried to sleep afterwards but my calf was still hurting. So i could not sleep anymore. I was still on my bed and struggling until he left.

Then someway or the other i gave in to my addiction and i went online at 5 am in the morning, now that's odd for me...

Although i have been online all night before but unknowingly, forgetting to log off..

So at 5 in the morning, I was just jumping from one room from to another and i managed to strike up a conversation with a new friend who apparently is a child psychologist.. Now that is sexy and appealing for me..

I had to wait alot for her replies so i was still logged in the chatroom. And now my real story starts..

A new person had just logged into the room. Her ID was ruhina (changed for the purposes of this story).. Have you ever tried asking a girl asl (Asl refers to age, sex and location) online?

You either don't get answered to or you get some bullshit answer if she is an Indian girl and in most cases you get guys in girls id.. I did face that once..

The reply i got astounded me..

She asked if it were that important to know, so i could do nothing but apologise if i offended her.. And i was looking for a girls company cause most guys on the net are dorks.

And the the quizzing started.. Why don't i like guys company?..

How could i say that i enjoy a girls company more?

Its basic physiological instinct.. and chatting with girls is more challenging, like a quiz competition where i have to guess everything out of a male brain..

And do i enjoy girls company.. That's a tricky question, so all i could say was it depends on girls..and no matter how beautiful the girl may be.. I wont at any point of time want a dumb girl..interesting company was always bonus..

And if we belong to same intellect level then its something that makes the girl desirable..

Have u ever noticed that if u have to let some one down, u can be in denial.. and why does one has to ask about your intellect level.. How do u define that exactly?

Can u define it on basis of your mark sheets?? I don't know..

And is there any way u can define that u are modest or u underestimate yourself?

And if u have been questioned and if u reply does that make one obnoxious?

Anyways i was still trying to push the conversion further cause my instincts were telling me this is a girl, and i am not being fooled.

I asked her if my answering her question makes me less modest?

She replied: I will give u the benefit of doubt because i don't know u enough..

Was she a law student???

No she was a cricket fan, being 4th umpire for me..

God i hate cricket.

How do u impress a girl if she wants to make u run out of her wit?

all i said was,, She is still enchanting and interesting,,im not trying to overdo anything, neither trying to flatter her.

She said: she was just a dumb chick like the majority.

As such i am a jovial guy, i keep smiling for nothing.. And if u cant smile with me u will get a laughing smiley more often.. And i hate it when some one asks a question about that. Anyways..

And now it was my part to play..

I feel happy when people ask about my profession..

Being in medical field has its own benefits.. If u know that the person in front of you doesn't belong to it.

Either its going to be really short.. Or it will leave a long lasting impression.

So being a medical graduate is a no nonsense thing..Its has an all or nothing effect.

And i did use lots of medical terminology in the chat, an advantage i have..

But then i didn't want it to continue very long, i didn't want her to feel that i am being egotistical.

Anyway i needed to appreciate her in some way or the other and i said, i was lucky to have found someone down to earth online..

It didn't work out..

Shit.. One of my tricks failed.

I was sure its going to be hard to impress her.

And appreciation was one of my tricks and i failed..

The more difficult it is to impress a girl, the more fun it is, there cant be anything more challenging to a male ego.

Finally after telling her a great deal of my story, I could only convince her to tell me that she is an Air Stewardess..

And Air Hostess are tall, beautiful and hot :D

As such there is no scarcity of air hostess in India now, but tell that to a guy who has not travelled on air even once..

I knew then, why was she referring to me as sir a lot..